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A party that is held for a person exactly three months to the day after someones birthday. Because its one quarter of a year since there Birthday.
He was born on April 5th, so his quarter Birthday will be on July 5th.
Its his Quarter Birthday.
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a day approximately six months before or after the real anniversary of a person's birth. Typically celebrated by people who feel they are twice as important as everyone else or people who want to get more presents by coming up with a lame excuse.
Hey, Roshni's half-birthday is tomorrow, she's turning 21 1/2, should be get her something?
No - because it's a made up thing.
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The absolute best, as in more emphatic than "the shit".
You see that dope new Britney Spears video, bro? Yo man, that was birthday poop!
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1.The undisputed privilege for someone to ask unreasonable favors of his/her friends on one's birthday. The term seemed to have originated from the right to automatic shotgun on one's birthday but is also applicable in many different scenarios that may include: doing their laundry, driving them around, being their wingman and paying for food.
While the birthday guy may end up looking like a huge douche, the privilege only lasts a day so the other friends can deal with it until their birthday comes around.
2. In rare cases, the term "Birthday Rule" has also been used to satirically justify everyday asshole-ish behavior. This is not quite like the first use of Birthday Rule because the asshole-ish behavior occurred when it wasn't the guy's/girl's birthday.
1. (two friends buying lunch)
Cashier: "That'll be $10.45"
Friend One: "Dude, I can you spot me?"
Friend Two: "Ten Bucks? are you kidding me?!"
Friend One: "C'mon, it's my birthday... BIRTHDAY RULE"
Friend Two: "Ughhh, okay then..."
2. (two friends eating lunch at table)
Friend One: (starring at Friend Two's fries) "Hey Friend Two, look over there"
Friend Two: (cluelessly) "Whaaaa?"
Friend One steals the rest of Friend Two's Fries while he wasn't looking
Friend Two: "You jerk!"
Friend One: "Dude chill, Birthday Rule"
Friend Two: "It's not even your birthday!"
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When its your birthday you guilt your partner into giving you a blowjob because its your birthday.
I still have you in my mouth from that birthday blowjob that I didn't want to give you last night!
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In the US it is customary for a woman to discontinue the practice of fellatio upon wedlock. The birthday blowjob is the exception to the rule and the only real legitimate source of head a married man is entitled to.
Guess what today is? I'll answer for you since your mouth is full... that's right it's MY BIRTHDAY BLOWJOB DAY!!!!
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