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wafer biscuit

The term given to a person that only has one trait to them; the trait of niceness. They're nice and that's it. Nothing more, nothing less, nothing special about them at all. They're just... nice. Like, y'know, Michael from down the road! You know Michael! He's... nice!

Hey remember -insert name here- from High school all those years ago?

Hardly, they were such a wafer biscuit.

Yeah they were nice and that's... that's about it.

by WaferBiscuitCoiner July 9, 2015


Biscuit Moment

The precise moment when a player, usual on a first person shooter reaches for a biscuit to their side, thus momentarily leaving their controller and making themselves vulnerable to sniper fire. More predominantly known as the KitKat moment in the UK.

Biscuit Moment: Whilst playing Call Of Duty 4 online, Tim reached for the conveniently placed biscuits to his left only to find once returning that he had been shot in the head by a sniper.

Whilst targeting this guy online I was waiting for the all important KitKat moment before taking appropriate action.

by Gippon December 6, 2007


Batty Biscuit

An unusually large brown biscuit that may cause pain when excreted from the batty.
An unpleasant turd.

Oh man, I just dropped one killer Batty Biscuit in the chod bin!

by Ciderspiller October 12, 2011


Happy biscuit

Playing the game soggy biscuit, but intentionally losing.

Classic Bryan, after losing his girlfriend, hes always the happy biscuit.

Fucks sake Yannick, stop being happy biscuit, and start sucking cock.

by DipYourPussyinNutella November 2, 2019


Neck biscuit

Discoloured biscuit shaped marks on ones neck. A gift from an overly attached lover.

Rosie: Wow Jodie, they are some impressive neck biscuits you've acquired there
Jodie: I guess my neck was tastier than usual!

by Sethowar October 22, 2015

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biscuits and jam

A euphemism for oral sex when the girl swallows after giving head. "Biscuits" refers to the act of fellatio, "jam" refers to semen.

Guy: Hey babe, wanna head back to my place for biscuits and jam?

(Later that day)

Guy: That's the fifth time you've blown me today. I think I'm in love.

Girl: I always have too many biscuits just to taste your lovely jam.

by C0REfromUDchat March 30, 2010

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piss biscuit

Someone that hang's around like a urinal cake, constantly bitching/complaining about the same thing day after day soon everybody start's to get pissed off just hearing his or her ramblings

..Stop being a Piss Biscuit and get this done.
..Can't you find something else to bitch about ya, Piss Biscuit?
..There he goes again ole' Piss Biscuit is on his "soap box" again

by renfield December 27, 2006

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