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A small town in southwest Georgia near Donalsonville and Colquitt. The average gpa is 1.4. If you can read a paragraph without stuttering you’re considered a genius. Everybody knows each other and everybody has agenda whether it’s poisoning it citizens or fucking your best friends sister. Enjoy the smell of peanut dust and cocoa butter as you cross into this quiet, and quaint town where every convienence store is ran by the same Indian guy.
Joey: Dude this pecan pie tastes like ass and peanuts. Hugh: It’s my grandmother’s recipe from Blakely. Joey: Blakely??? Where is that. Hugh: I have no idea, wait you eat ass? Joey: Like beef jerky YeeYee!!!
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Blakely is a crazy, sweet, and caring person. She is amazing to her friends and sometimes her sister, but can be a butt to her family. She is mostly beautiful and kind and an AMAZING dancer.
“Look at that! Blakely is putting her feet over her head!”
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Blake- known as some super hot hacking kid that never looks like a nerd but he is and yeah BIG PENIS! and puffy nipples and pimps all the bitches with the godsmack all well playing some rs and some wow and cod mw2 and some halo 3 all at the same fucking time niggers all in all blake is pro sauce (sexy hair!) *quite voice* venmtrillio ownz ;D
Alexa: Blake wanna come chill?
Blake: sure let me pwn some noobs on cod and halo first ;D
Alexa: kk so ull come after
Blake: no fuck that lemme rat some nerds then come
Alexa:Fine but you have a big wee wee
Blake: Ik ik calm ur bean ill make it rain later ;D
Alexa: what?
Blake: by that i mean make it rain money and pussy juice ;D
Alexa: fuck yeahhh ^_^
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You people are all stupid. Blake isn't just a guys name. I know and am very crazy about a GIRL at my school named Blake. She is beautiful, amazing and overall just the best girl you could ever meet.
Teacher: Where is Blake today?
Student 1: I don't know. She should be here
Student 2: Damn, she is beautiful.
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A Blake is a Comedy relief character of life. He is smart in mechanics but idiodic in real life situations. He usually plays childrens games such as Pokemon, Bayblade, and/or Yugioh, and spends most of the day play XBOX. He can usually be found in a darker skin tone (Friends call him Black) and a small, but noticeable 'fro. He is a liar at times at falls in love with girls who are somewhat unattractive. He makes weird noices that sound like geese, moose, or a clown. He can have many nicknames that range from B-Flake, Dr.Beef, Doctor Beuf, Blake Blake, ect. He is found all over the world, but the worlds famous Blake lives in Dawson City, Canada
Guy 1: Dude, Why are you using a level 5 Squirtle against a level 100 Pikachu?
Blake:Shut up I know what Im doing
"Squirtle just fainted"
Guy 1: Geeez, what a Blake
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Coolest guy you know, gets any bitch (or guy) he wants, and better than you in every way. Yet you can’t help but adore them
Ben: I met this dude named Blake
Johnny: damn Ben didn’t know you were hanging out with the cool kids
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