Blind Fred

Explosive diarrhea left on the tank of a toilet in a public restroom.

Dude. I just left the restroom and clearly the house sausage didn't sit well with the last guy. He went full Blind Fred all over the tank.

Net Blindness

In sports, the ability only to see the other players on the field/ice, and not the net into which you are supposed to attempt to score.

"God damnit!, Tim Connoly's got another bout of net blindness. He tried that impossible pass instead of shooting the fucking puck!"

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smell blind

Suffering from the lack of olfaction, or an absence of the ability to smell. Having anosmia.

"Mama, I can't smell anymore!"
"Why son, you've gone smell blind!"

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Love is blind

1. A nice way of saying "Love makes you do fucked up shit."

2. The biggest understatement ever spoken by the masses.

Love is blind.

No. Love is not blind. It's fucking delusional.

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Blind Guardian

What can I say? A great Power Metal band liked by great people.

I would argue than Nightfall in Middle Earth is their best album, but again, they all rock. With amazing voal talent by Hansi Kursch, Andre Olbirch on guitars, Marcus Siepen on bass, and Thomas "Thomen" Stauch on percussion, they just kick ass. They originate from Krefeld, Germany.

Curse of Feanor and Bright eyes! WOO!

Alec: Dude, did you see Blind Guardian at Bloodfest?
Kyle: Hell yeah!

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flying blind

Used to say that you do something without any sensible precaution because you trust your instinct or because u don't have any other possibilities. Initially, this expression was used by US aviators when they couldn't see shit because of fog for example.

I don't need to use this map, I guess I'll just be flying blind. Still trust me?

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color-blind

not biased against other races (From a condition that makes it hard to distinguish colors)

He thinks they are racist, even though they say they are color-blind.

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