The act of having coffee in the morning.
“Would you like to come over and Schlouga de Bloom.”
A woman's vagina on its period.
Jerry : have you fucked the new chick???
Deech : no I found out the hard way.
Jerry: what do you mean???
Deech: she has a rose in bloom....
Jerry: well I'm going to try and earn my maker's mark yay.....
Your ashtray is so full it’s starting to look like a blooming onion
way of saying how garbage a person of color's haircut is. especially if its bunched up on the top of their head.
person 1: that nigga got a wicked haircut.
person 2: that shit looks like a blooming onion.