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When someone stops in the middle of a story on AIM, giving the other user proverbial blue balls.
Bob: man I was walking down the road earlier
Bob: and I saw this stray dog walking right
Bob: so I went up to it
*silence*
Jeff: then what!?
Jeff: fscking aim blue balls
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when you think sumthin will happen...when in the end it doesn't happen..much like when you get a boner...and never wackoff
the team was up by 20, and i was sure we would win...but got beat by 2...what a blue ball moment
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the feeling you get when you don't receive the gift you expected or really wanted
guy 1-hey mark, did you get that ps3 you kept telling your mom to get you?
mark - nope, i got a nintendo wii....
guy 1- ooooo.......you got Christmas blue balled
mark - (throws wii out the window)
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A painful condition when a man has been profoundly socially stimulated by his best friend's predicted visitation but not allowed to see him when he finds his friend has just been abruptly called into to work at the last minute, leaving the man with a heavy and sore feeling in his balls.
Person 1 text messages: "Hey, is it cool if I come over?"
Person 2 text messages: "Yeah bro, I can't wait, I'll make some coffee!"
Person 1 text messages: "agh nm, hey sorry man, I just called into work, I can't come over :/"
Person 2 text messages: "Damn it, that's the 3rd time this week I've gotten Sunderpants blue balls :("
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When a buyer makes a purchase, but takes days to make a payment.
You bought an item from me 5 days ago, but still haven’t paid yet - you’re giving me eBay blue balls!
When a person in the friendgroup obviously wants to drop the group but is to pussy about it. So they ignore you in school and never talk to you. However when they don’t have a Person around to talk to or the group does fun stuff they come crawling back to you. They tease you with their friendship and give you friendship blue balls.
Person A: M has been ignoring us for 3 weeks now and only hangs with the cool kids...But she wants to come get lunch with us
Person B: oh man, that bitch is giving you friendship blue balls.
When you go to your concert and expect your favorite artist/band only teases a small snippet of it or doesn't play it at all.
I really wanted them to play my favorite song but they only played a 15 second sample of it during intermission now I have Concert Blue Balls.