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When a guy puts a blueberry in his bum, and you get a girl to find it with her tounge
Him: hey wanna go blueberry hunting
Her: heck yeah
Unexpected dissapointment. When an expected positive outcome turns out to be exceptionally negative. Refers to an awful sour tasting beer much like salad dressing, disguised as something delicious. It costs $36 a bottle, and tastes like $2 vinegar.
Last night was a real Blueberry Nightmare ....
When I finally got her pants off it was a real blueberry nightmare down there...
After busting one In a girls asshole, you fill her ass with smashed blueberries
Sorry guys I can’t go to the movies tonight I have to clean my girls ass after the blueberry pudding I gave her
When an Avatar cums on his pubes and wipes it off on someone else's hammock and then moves on to do it again when he refills.
Chief Blue-I jizzed on my daughter's hammock
Daughter-Dad im standing right here
Chief Blue-sorryyy....i thought you weren't looking when i preformed my drippy blueberry bush
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A girl who gained 10-15 lbs in college but still wears the same clothes she did in high school. For an explanation, look at the part of the muffin that flops over the wrapper.
Joe: Did you see Jen in that half-shirt halter top?
Dan: Yea...She's leaking all over
Joe: Like Blueberry muffin...
Dan: hahahaha!
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When a male is doing a female and he shoves blueberries up her ass. He then keeps thrusting until the blueberries mash and mix with the feces in the ass, and becomes a chocolate-like substance, known as Blueberry Chocolate. He then makes her eaat it.
Hey man, i gave her the blueberry chocolate last night!
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A migrant worker who spends all his/ her days picking blueberry's in Hammonton NJ.
A Hispanics persons only job "blueberry picker".
Welcome to America, NOW GET TO WORK YOU DIRTY BLUE BERRY PICKER!
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