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The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked by someone, who has recently eaten ice, while taking a dump.
Brinton gave Dylan a Frosty Blumpkin in the mens room at Arctic Circle.
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Like a blumpkin, but instead of receiving oral while taking a shit, one jerks off while taking a shit.
My girl wasn't around to give me a blumpkin, so I took matters into my own hands and gave myself a half blumpkin.
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A fart so gnarly that if getting head at the same time would be considered a blumpkin.
"Yo Jim I ripped the nastiest blumpkin fart while that fat chick was giving me head."
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A rare event in which a woman deficates while performing fellatio. Also see blumpkin, brother blumpkin, reverse brother blumpkin
The reason Jason and Darcy are still dating is because he is cool with wipping her ass, but only after she gives him a reverse blumpkin.
The odds of successfully navigating an asteroid field are about the same as receiving a reverse blumpkin!
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When you and your partner simultaneously shit on each other while 69’ing
The other night me and my girl were in the mood, so we decided to double blumpkin
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It is a blumpkin, a blow job given to a male while he is on the toilet, given by a relative. Being that it is a relative that is giving the oral sex which is considered redneck gives the term its beginning because country bumpkin is virtually synonymous with redneck.
Guy 1: Why do you look so happy?
Guy 2: My sister game me a blumpkin last night after she drank a bottle of Aristocrat.
Guy 1: Well at least with a Bumpkin Blumpkin you can't have a three-legged baby.
Guy 2: Well actually we still can but that's because we always fuck on Tuesday.
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When the dirty hoe giving a blumpkin cant keep her man hard and devours a spouting stream of spicy lemon juice instead succulent special sauce.
my shit went limp mid bj and Whoopi got herself a "golden blumpkin"
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