im on a boat

the most amazing experience of your life. A time to ride some dolphins, fuck some mermaids, and wear some flippie floppies.

I'm ridin' on a dolphin, doin' flips and shit. It started splashin', gettin' everybody all wet. This ain't sea world, this's as real as it gets. "Im on a boat" muthafucka, don't you eva forget!

Leonardo Di Caprio in Titanic "I'm King of the World" basically saying "Im on boat mutha fucka!"

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boat anchor

a heavy and useless object, especially a usless computer

If you buy that one, all you will get is a boat anchor.

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Man Boating

An action similar to motor boating (the sexual act), except the breasts are replaced with testacles.

Cool summer nights are the best for man boating. Low enough but not sweating.

Boat Movie

Adjective- Boat Movie is a terrible movie which stars an acclaimed, well liked, award winning star. This actor starred in this movie because they wanted to buy a bigger boat (or other luxury item) than the one they currently own. This explains why the actor would take such an obviously terrible role to begin with.

Dungeons and Dragons was Jeremy Irons' Boat Movie
Batman Forever was George Clooney's Boat Movie

Poke Boating

A sexual act consisting of three or more lesbians mounted upon each other pleasuring as many oraphises as possible.

"I'd totally poke boat with them"
or
"Kit said he'd love to watch them poke boating"

Run a boat

We go run a boat later in Caribbean slang refers to cooking.

Yo!Brethen me hungry, yah know.

No worry yahself man! We go run a boat soon. Zeen?

boat ho

A female in the Navy, most likely below average looking but since she's outnumbered 5 to 1 by men, she gets lots of male attention and puts out to the highest bidder.

If a man asks for your phone number, and you give him a J-dial, you might be a boat ho.

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