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A person, usually female, who walks in such a way that their non bag-carrying hand flicks outwards and backwards, often delivering a punch to the bollocks of a passing gentleman. Typically encountered in fast moving environments such as tube stations, airport terminals and narrow shopping streets.
“Oh man, I’m stuck behind a bollock puncher again”.
“I’d give her a wide berth mind Son”.
Tonsils
As in Throat Bollockitis: tonsillitis
My throat bollocks are all swollen. I’ve got tonsillitis
The sweaty build up around your balls.
"Hey man, have you had a long work out?"
"Yeah, I've got enough Bollock Jam to cover my toast"
To suck and choke upon a gentleman's sweaty swingers
Fuckin' hell mush, last night things got properly messy in the bedroom, she bollock swoggled me while I had my fist in her arse...... Quality!
Talking shit (lying about something)
Ben: yeah man I saw nirvana live in 2006 and I fucked Courtney Love
Mark: Oi mate you’re fuckin catching bollock shut up
Were you slap someone in the face while they are asleep and dangle your bollocks in front of their face
I gave Kai a bollock Rooney last night