To suck and choke upon a gentleman's sweaty swingers
Fuckin' hell mush, last night things got properly messy in the bedroom, she bollock swoggled me while I had my fist in her arse...... Quality!
A derogatory term, most prominently used as a noun, to insult another party member. Most commonly used to cause offense to the person it is directed upon, and it's meaning is varied/not defined, other than it being an insult. Possible definitions directed upon someone being fat ("hammy"), an asshole or any other reason why you would consider even insulting them in the first place.
"You're a bitch."
"Well you're a hammy bollocks"
Talking shit (lying about something)
Ben: yeah man I saw nirvana live in 2006 and I fucked Courtney Love
Mark: Oi mate you’re fuckin catching bollock shut up
To speak untruth, to lie, to spread falsehood, exaggeration or spread misinformation.
John: Gavin, I believe you speak with bollock tongue.
A person, usually female, who walks in such a way that their non bag-carrying hand flicks outwards and backwards, often delivering a punch to the bollocks of a passing gentleman. Typically encountered in fast moving environments such as tube stations, airport terminals and narrow shopping streets.
“Oh man, I’m stuck behind a bollock puncher again”.
“I’d give her a wide berth mind Son”.
Tonsils
As in Throat Bollockitis: tonsillitis
My throat bollocks are all swollen. I’ve got tonsillitis