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A person who is known to be a failiure at small tasks, who decides to take on a bigger task and fails to complete it as well.
Fred you fucker upper, get your ass over here !!
That feeling you get when you screw a gal and then have immediate regrets
Bob: i can't believe you screwed Amber. You know she'll tell everyone
Tim: Damn, now i have fucker's remorse
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A person who fucks multiple members of the family. This includes the father, mother, brother(s), sister(s) and so on.
When I spent the night at my boyfriends house I was so horny I ended up becoming a family fucker.
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derogatory term for people of australian descent
that kangaroo fucker is one funny bastard!
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Someone who has consensual sex with a pillow
That Craig sure seems like a pillow fucker
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A microwave oven. Commonly used slang in Australia. A microwave is a great way to ruin food. Need to defrost meat and half cook it at the same time? Need to make pizza soggy? Need to make the inside of the jam doughnut lava? Look no further than the tucker fucker.
Wife: Can you defrost some chicken for dinner before i get home?
Man: Sure, i'll stick it in the microwave
Wife: Don't stick it in the tucker fucker, it'll be like rubber, just leave it in the sink with some hot water.
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funny as fuck song by terrence and phillip
shut your fucking face uncle fucker
your a boner biting bastard uncle fucker
your an uncle fucker yes its true
nobody fucks uncles quite like you
shut your fucking face uncle fucker
your the one who fucks your uncle uncle fucker
you dont eat or sleep or mow the lawn you just fuck your uncle all day long
*farting bit*
shut your fucking face uncle fucker
your a boner biting bastard uncle fucker
your an uncle fucker i must say
you fucked your uncle yesterday
AAAAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!
uncle fucker
thats u-n-c-l-e fuck you uncle fuckerrrrrr!!!!!! suckmyballs
ok now im showing off lol
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