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To completely fuck-up in your profession. A butt fumble (n) or to butt fumble (v).
Example 1: Did you see Mark Sanchez, the Jets quarterback, run into the ass of his own lineman and lose the football? That butt fumble has been voted the worst of the worst sports mistakes for two months straight now.
Example 2:
Surgeon A: “I can’t believe I amputated the wrong leg of that patient."
Surgeon B: “Man, you totally butt fumbled that operation. You're probably going to get your license suspended."
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(verb) To place a cylindrical object, most commonly a penis, in someone's butt crack lengthwise, as to not penetrate the anus. Also commonly called Hot Dogging an Ass.
If you pass out tonight. IMMA TACO THAT BUTT!
A Female or Male that has a flat or no butt at all. Like a Samurai ran his blade down the back and cut the butt off.
That Girl has a (Samurai Butt.)
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The act of lighting up a cigarette, smoking the whole thing, then using the dying embers on the cigarette butt to light up another.
Chain smoker: I was so stressed yesterday that i had butt sex six times in one sitting while smoking my camels.
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1.The act of penetrating someone anally.
2. Peter Griffin's campfire song!
There once were two cowboys all alone out on the trail , and they discovered they could sleep with another male , they were havin' butt sex...cowboy butt sex.....
Sodomyyyyyyyy , sodomyyyyyyy.....sodomy.
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Raw ass cheeks caused by improper cleansing followed by strenuouis activity. Often assotiated with Swamp Ass or other afflictions of excess ass moisture.
The lumberjack had gawdy butt after the rain soaked his overalls.
Having to wipe your ass hours after shitting. An un clean, slippery feeling between your ass cheeks that often leaves skidmarks on your underwear.
Your shitting again? No, I have grease butt and need to wipe, again.