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A dick who is fucking ugly deserves nothing going to hell. But is also ugly and gained a lot of wait.
Person 1: “do you know cj G”
Person 2 “ya the ugly mean fat person”
CJ Swick is a 15 year old bitch. Who thinks he is cool because he plays Fortnite. He has munk and he will graduate a Virgin and will be like that for ever because he can’t even get girls but he thinks he can. Fuck 12
CJ Swick is a faggot ass bitch who thinks he is good at Fortnite.
A crude and graphic sex act where after a man anally pleasures his (african-american) partner, he releases his load in his/her ass and squeezes the cheeks together.
Ted: Dude, did you hear about Justin?
MyKel: No what happened?
Ted: He totally gave your girl a CJ Oreo
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a gay wigger that spends most of his time writing horrible raps and sucking large black cocks of transgender drag queens in a parkinglot behind KFC
Cj Alexander is the definition of white trash
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a dumb unfaithful whore who flirts with EVERYBODY'S man. she tends to flirt with guys that are WAY too young for her. she leads guys on when she has a boyfriend. her nose is funny looking and her teeth are yellow as fuck. if you want some pussy go to www.myspace.com/youaremyoneandonlylove
^baha
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CJ Panda is somewhat a creepy male due to his slight pedi stash at the young age of 19. CJ Panda can also be referred to as an obese man or a pedophile. A CJ Panda can be a charming man, however this is what he wants you to think before he seduces you and try’s to take advantage of your wellbeing. Never trust a CJ Panda to look after your kids!
“I heard your a CJ Panda!”
“As yes, I got convicted as a pedophile yesterday..”
Another example can be:
“Your looking a bit like a CJ Panda...”
“I know, I don’t have a razor to shave my pedostash, and yeah I haven’t been to the gym in a while!”
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States that any relationship advice given to your friends will work perfectly, while the same advice will backfire miserably if used by the advice giver
Guy #1: "Dude, that advice you gave me was great! I got five chicks' phone numbers!"
Guy #2: "Really? Maybe I should try it."
(One minute later; Guy#2 comes back, limping)
Guy #1: "Well, what happened?"
Guy #2: "Apparently a punch in the face and a kick to the crotch is the new way to reject people. Stupid CJ Law."
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