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A feeling of missing, or bittersweet longing for California. Cali-Nostaligi describes the feeling that many people get, whether they traveled to Cali for vacation, or are native Californians displaced in another state; therefore missing California.
1. Dylan:"My move to NYC has been tough. I am so used to riding the waves on my board in Malibu. I'm going through some serious Cali-Nostalgi"
2. Brenda:"Girl, my trip to San Fran last week was AMAZING! I've got the Cali-Nostalgi."
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Raised in California.
Love the Sun
Love the Smell
And love the weather.
You have to complain about everything.
You also have to love to talk about Weed.
"Why's it soo cold. I wish it were hot!"
"Damn, it's so hot. It needs to be cooler."
"It's 5 o'clock am and I don't feel like sleeping!"
"I'm so tired. I didn't go to sleep till 5 this morning!"
Weed this, Weed that, Weed over everything! Cali-bound!
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Mmmm, pass me sum of that cali cronic.. wow that got me messed up.. smokin that joint
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Great Nor-Cal weed. NOT so cal.... in fact... fuck so cal weed.
Blaze up that killa cali chronic!!!
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when you stick your penis in sand and insert it in your partner without lube
man i gave her the cali clam at the beach last night
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source: BMD1
cal*i props {kal-ee props}
n.
1. Regards exchanged between native Califonians.
2. Top honors reserved for only the hyphiest things.
3. Proper respect given to something that is innately Californian.
4. Real estate of the highest value in arguably the best place in the world.
We exchanged cali props and proceeded to run game on every breezy in the bar.
We were thizz'n off the pure cali props of 3' of bluebird powder at Squaw.
We all know nor cal kriptonite gets cali props no doubt.
We bought cali props and felt poor but got hella rich.
For further clarification please see
NICKLEBERRYCHICKENSCRATCH
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A blunt that is wasted by fools who are too scared to smoke a blunt in it's entirety. Not actually called cali rolls in real life. One cuts a rolled blunt into a few proportionate pieces, each person in the session receives one piece. The pieces are smoked out of a bong. While it is true that you can get just as high as you would from smoking a full blunt, it is against the blunt religion to chop it up. Grow some balls, smoke a fat blunt.
Guy 1: Hey bro, go get the scissors
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: Lets chop this blunt fool, CALI ROLLS!!!
Guy 2: Nah man that shits hella gay.
Guy 1: No way man its hecka cool cause i saw someone else do it!!!
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