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The only reason California gets so much attention is because so many people live there. If it didn't have 50 billion people, then there wouldn't be all these shitty definitions. The only reason that this will get lots of thumbs-down is because of all those apologistsIt sucks. No seasons. Ghetto. Sunshine, but never snow (never mind that you can go into the mountains). Polluted coast line. Gay people everywhere.
California men (all are gay):
If your favorite sports team won a title, then they rub their cocks all over each other.
California chicks (sexy, but lesbian):
Actually, it's typical for those hot, yet faggish, chicks to rub their tits and vaginas on each other, even if something bad happens.
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Home of the green fanatics that think economics does not matter. California is now bankrupt with most of it's business population finding homes in Nevada or the north eastern states.
Lets hire Arnold to run our state because he was a movie star, then lets take care of the environment, fuck the people's jobs, charge taxes like crazy and spend more than we have. Oops, we just bankrupt California!
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Where bitchass faggots live who like to touch women without consent.
Wanna go to California and film a prank video with Fouseytube
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The bastion of Liberalism, for better or worse.
Senator Feinstein of California is a cunt.
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A retarded politically run state. So retarded to recall governor for an actor with NO political experience. Also a state known to pass 'stupid' laws.
Jake: Hey, did you know you can't use out of state driver's license to write personal checks in Kalifornia?
Ted: Yeah, it's so retarded. I've been to New York, Pennsylvania, Washington State and Hawaii...all accept out-of-state drivers license for ID.
Jake: Gosh...can't wait till Kalifornia sinks.
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State situated on the pacific coast of the United States. Home to the Los Angeles Dodgers - sorry guys, you made a BIG mistake movin' from Brooklyn. Home of the substandard human being, namely Crips and Bloods. Also home to many more illiterate airheads - example: Gray Davis, Governor.
In the 60's and 70's, California was the place to be. Nowadays, California wants to vote in health care for illegal aliens. I got a better idea! Let all the surrounding states put good use to those criminals doing nothing in their jail cells and have them pick-ax the state clean off of the mainland. Seems like many Californians agree, since they're all moving to ARIZONA!
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If current trends continue, this area of the South-Western US will become north Mexico by 2027.
(On phone)
Man 1: Are you back from your visit to California?
Man 2:Yeah... I visited some of my extended family.
Man 1:Are they crazy? Didn't they hear the news???
Man 2:What are you talking about?
Man 1:MEXICANS ARE INVADING CALIFORNIA!!!
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