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The World's largest backyard.
Canada:
Hey is that a broken swing set? Oh wait no that's Ottawa.
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America's northern neighbor who is cold, full of moose, people saying "eh" and "aboot" and going on about how lovely their igloo is shaping up to be. This country's hockey skills are undoubtably fantastic yet still nobody really cares about that. Fun fact: They have an army, funny that they use it for their moose wars and fighting no actual people. This "country" might as well be sold to the Chinese and made into something productive instead of being filled with snow,moose and friendly people that you can't even understand.
American: So where do you live?, you have a funny accent.
Canadian: Oh I live in Canada, eh. Ever heard of the Canucks?
American: No.
Canadian: Oh that's alright, eh, let's go grab some Tim Hortons.
American: What the actual fuck are you talking about?!
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Canadians aren't real. Canada itself is a myth.
No one has ever been to "Canada." No one knows if it really exists. People that say they have been there took some acid, sat on their coutch, and stared off at nothing. When they come down from their buzz they, think they went to Canada.
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America's Hat.
Canada sits on top of America like a hat.
Classy attire worn by countrymen.
Canada is America's hat.
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A cold area north of the U.S. Could freeze your nipples off.
Damn, its cold, we must be in Canada
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A country north of The United States of America.
Also a safe space where liberals "move to" when a president they don't like gets elected and when their safe space in California isn't enough.
Mike: "So you heard about the libtards moving to Canada now simply because of Donald Trump being elected?"
Shawn: "Yeah, and maybe we should build a wall at the border up north to keep the snowflakes out too!"
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1. America's hat.
2. America's backyard.
3. America's little brother who always talks trash and is lucky it doesn't get socked in the face.
4. A really cool country, except for the parts with Frenchies. Those guys suck.
5. A country with terrible medical aid.
6. The first country the United States will annex if a holocaustic World War III begins.
7. The country that doesn't need a fence on the border.
1. Hey, where's my hat?
- On top of Michigan.
2. Where's the dog?
-In Canada.
3. Why do they keep trash-talkin'? Don't they know we'll beat them down?
-Dude, they're Canadians.
4. Ontario = Awesome
Quebec = SUCKTACULAR!
5. Hey, does anybody want some free drugs?
6. In Fallout 3, America annexed Canada during the nuclear war with China.
7. Stupid Mexico.
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