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Canada's history is any act you do with a moose two beavers and hockey paraphernalia. Often taking the form of two men and two women having sex with the moose and two beavers in various sexual acts. Often leaving only death and despair in the wake of the act. It has been said that the French Indian war was lost because of the invention of Canada's History. Michigan is America's first state to outlaw Canada's History.
I don't know why we did such horrible things to that moose but one of the beavers bit my cock and I don't know why any woman would request Canada's history as their sexual fetish.
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The kinkiest, most complicated, second-most potentially offensive sex act ever performed. Requires a Stanley Cup.
"You know what I want to try? Canada's History."
"Woah man, I'm calling the cops right now."
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A deeply deprived sex act involving a moose's antlers, a gallon of maple syrup and the Stanly Cup, as described by Stephen Colbert.
Yo lets all add definitions to UD for Canada's history
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Becoming sexually aroused when a dog's flatulence smells like maple syrup.
Get away from me, Sparky; I've got Canada's History.
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While having sex during a hockey match, it's the use of the maple syrup to shove a Stanley Cup like object up a woman's anus, while simultaneously being penetrated in the vagina with a penis which is covered in maple syrup. As soon as the male feels he needs to release he pulls out and cums on top of the Stanley Cup and yells Hat Trick!
Stephen: Hey baby, you wanna go pull off Canada's History?
Stephanie: As long as you can score me a Hat Trick.
Stephen: Don't worry, I can.
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While wearing a racoon skin hat, pour warm maple syrup down her back so she thinks you came. When she turns around, you knock her out with a hockey stick and start singing 'oh canada' with your member in her unconcious mouth. When she wakes up, you proceed to crap a hockey puck sized dumper on her chest.
Joe: Why is your girlfriend smelly and missing some teeth?
Me: She learned about Canada's history last night.
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When you hire Wayne Gretzky to dunk his penis in a jar of maple syrup and slap you in the face with it.
I couldn't make it to baseball practice yesterday because a session of Canada's History ran a bit late.
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