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An excessively large, let alone loud exaust on a car, mainly on the so called "rice burners", "ricers" etc. Apparently they figure that the louder one's car sounds, the faster. Also needs a minimum diameter of 6'' or 7''. In the end, as a result, these cars sound like beavers passing gas in the mud.
When I was walking down the street the other day, I heard this ungodly noise, so I turned around to see this "souped" up Import car coming by, and of course, fitted with an extra loud fart cannon. I could only laugh... I always say "Flat 6 internal combustion, accept no substitute. Only by Porsche."
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Ass Cannon
Characteristics of one with an Ass Cannon
1) This person, man or woman, is known for their explosive power stemming from their ass cheeks. Sometimes unable to control their talent, he or she must be careful when going to take a crap, otherwise people one floor down from the toilet may suffer the consequences as the floor above may break due to the explosiveness of her ass and fall upon this person.
2) One with a humongous ass cannon can also contribute to society. Ass cannons are only called upon by countries military, for example, Greece or Canada, when all other options have been exhausted. Code words: “Release the Kraken!!” are used to deploy the one with an explosive ass. The ass cannon always gets the job done, and leaves behind a devastating scenery of corpses, radiation clouds, and of course, poop.
3) Not only used by the military, those with ass cannons can serve to be useful at barbecues to fire up the grill, as they have the ability to spew deadly fire out their asses.
1) Person 1 with ass cannon: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM…. I did it again, the toilets clogged. I think the floor may have broken as well.
Brother: AAAGGGHH!!! It’s all over me!!!
Mom: *screaming* Your brother!!! He’s… he’s… dead.
2) Person 1: Mr. President, there are no more forces left, we have no other choice! Do what must be done!
Mr. President: *sighs*…This is a sad bitter day... execute order “Release the Kraken”. Get her ass cannon in here. May her future victims rest in peace for the horror they are about experience.
3) Chris: Nancy! Get your ass over here, fire this up! We’re having chicken.
Nancy: Okay, Let ‘er rip! *boom*
Chris: Your ass never fails, great work.
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You take your balls and lay them gently in her mouth. You then lay your penis up her face towards her forehead. She then makes noises such as a seal would make, which causes you to ejaculate.
Robert: Hey Adam I heard you had a great experience with that seal cannon yesterday. How did that go?
Adam: Oh Robert, it was amazing! I came like a cannon shooting off.
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A mans penis. Harry as in Harry monk (seminal fluid, sperm or spunk). Cannon (penis) the weapon firing the "harry"
E.g. after the harry cannon went off she complained most vocally that her new dress had been “frocktoffeed” thus not suitable to attend the funeral.
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a synonym for penis; a term describing the male member at the point of sexual climax...ohhhhh yea
Whoa! Did you see all of that jizz that shot out of his sperm cannon? That was INTENSE!
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"God damn, look at the chest cannons on that girl over there"
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A balls cannon is delivered by dropping one's trousers to moon someone, bending over far enough that the testicles become visible, waving the testicles at the recipient(s) with the hand, and shouting 'Baaalllllssss!'
The balls cannon can necessarily only be performed by a man.
I had no idea Andrew had such saggy balls until he gave me the balls cannon for the first time.
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