When you are finger blasting the hell out of a nice piece of vagina and they squirt all over the place like a water canon
Being defined that splatter canon could put out a fire and save possibly save us from future bush fires.
When a female's tampon flies from the pussy and cuts off the head of a cheetah.
"Forgot your cheetah pepper spray? No problem! Just use your pussy tracking pussy canon!"
Things about an IRL relationship that are agreed upon by everyone in the relationship.
C'mon, it's relationship canon that I know more about decorating. Stop second-guessing my decisions
You don't think I'm a better dancer than you? I though that was canon!
No, that's just your head canon.
a character named Mika heowi from the series a lost crow canon is a term used to say a certain thing from a show is true and was officially stated by the creator themself so mixing the word mika and canon makes “Mika is canon”..
Sam: Oh hey xiu did you know that Mika is canon?
Xiu: um.. what.. what does that even mean?
Sam:
Xiu: Ohhh mika is canon
Sam: mika is canon
A character in fan fiction (typically the author themselves) who is inserted into an existing universe and is unrealistically perfect. A fan-fiction version of Mary Sue: A term for a character who is unrealistically perfect without any flaws in (original) novels (Male of Mary Sue: Gary Stu)
"When she wrote herself into Harry Potter as the best witch ever, becoming the headmistress of Hogwarts while being a student, defeating Voldemort with itching powder and a single sponge, she created a canon sue."