Take care

A catchy phrase you can use to part with your cheating boyfriend who acts like the victim while he hurt you.

Quavo:I had love for you and disappointed you did all that. You are not the woman I thought you were. I wish you nothing but the best🙏.
Saweetie: Take care

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Care Package

When a friend leaves you a package containing drugs. This can be:
1.) With your knowing (calls you that he's bringing it or text to check somewhere he left it for you)
2.) As a surprise (left in your car, left under the xmas tree, or in your mailbox etc)

Usually care packages contain things like but aren't limited to: pre-rolled joints or blunts, loose grams (low or high grade) cannabis, Methylenedioxymethamphetamine (MDMA, ecstasy), Hydrocodone (Norco Lorcet Vicodin Lortabs), Oxycodone (Percocet, Oxycontin, Endocet, Primlev), Alprazolam (Xanax, Handlebars) , Benzoylmethylecgonine (Cocaine, Crack), Codeine (Actavis, Tylenol T3, 2065 V 4 etc), Promethazine (pills or liquid), alcohol, cigarettes, or Salvia Divinorum.

I was having a boring day until I went in my car and saw my friend K. Cobain left a care package for me. My day was instantly brightened!

"I left my friend GO DJ HaKa a care package of 2 blunts & 2 X pills. This will help him to have a great birthday night with his hookers."

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no give? care

If you are a 100% on9 son and you couldn't get a hand from somebody else, and, it really piss you off. Then, you can shout: "NO GIVE? CARE!"

You (ON 9 SON): Could you send me an AV movie through ICQ?
Your Friend: Why should I send you?
You (ON 9 SON): Please~!!!!!!
Your Friend: Just give me reason why I should send it to you.
You (ON 9 SON): "NO GIVE? CARE!"

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care-orrism

Unsolicited and unexpected gift or favor giving, prompting a retaliatory and escalating gesture in return.

Jorge was guilty of care-orrism when he sent Trudy flowers "just because."

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Obama Care

Obama's full name.

Random Dude 1: hey did you know that Obama's full name is Obama Care?

Random Dude 2: oh cool, I didn't know that!

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Care Bear

Massively Multiplayer Online term: One who prefers Player Versus Environment (PVE) combat to Player Versus Player (PVP) combat. This is the official definition.

"That guy is such a care bear. All he does is farm mobs harvest."

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sharing is caring

This term is use to describe a form of recreational social and sexual intercourse between consenting adults. Commonly consisting of male/female (or male/male) couples meeting with other males for sex and ongoing intimacy. It is simply being open about you sexual feelings and being adventurous about it; keeping the homies happy!

"Sharing is Caring" probably began since the dawn of time. From our history records at we can find some sort of written documents from the ancient Rome and its' orgies.

"Dude, I can't hang with you tonight" "WTF, why not?" "Lisa and I are going out." "Bring her over, sharing is caring!"

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