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Carl Johan is a name used on people, that has a big dick
Look at that guy, he is a Carl Johan
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The act of one taking a shit in a sock, preferably a tube sock, and beating a victim with it, preferably in the face
larry gave patches a dirty carl, it was a effin stinky mess
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AKA the Reading and Leeds Festivals in the UK. Considered the best festival in the world, even better than Glastonbury, Woodstock, Lollapalooza and Ozzfest. Reading originally started as a Jazz and Blues festival in 1961, whilst Leeds started in 1999 so Northerners can get a taste of the Reading experience too. Rather notorious for it's annual campsite riots and it's bottling of unwanted acts.
Great bands such as Foo Fighters, New Order, Nirvana, Kings Of Leon, Smashing Pumpkins, Queens Of The Stone Age, The Pixies, Primus, Stone Temple Pilots, Green Day, The Strokes, The Darkness, Metallica, Super Furry Animals and Soundgarden have graced the stages of Reading and Leeds.
Kid: Mum, I wanna go to Glastonbury!
Mum: No, the Carling Weekend is a lot better. Go to Leeds or you're grounded!
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Head of the 'Waffle' religion. A great king, loved by many Waffle birds across the globe.
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1. The epitome of what a police officer should aspire to.
2. The greatest television character of all time.
3. The greatest role an actor named Reginald VelJohnson shall EVER have.
Carl Winslow cured me of the AIDS!
Carl Winslow didn't like Urkel too much did he?
If all shows had this Carl Winslow guy in em maybe TV wouldn't suck so much.
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Carl iii is a gay live streamer primarily based in NYC. His live streams consist of harassing random people using sexual innuendos and racism.
Hey did you watch Carl iii call that black guy "his nigga"? That was so funny!
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It's a sexual myth where you shit in a sock and then smack someone in the face with it.
I totally slammed a fat carl on his ass!
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