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Accomplishment of something through inactivity
Getting mugged, but then the guy gets arrested. “I knew it would work out in the end because of Zen Carsonism.”
A person whose face and behavior make you think that they are either falling asleep or on some drug. The person is characterized by soft speech, half open eyes and an inability to hold up one's head. Behavior seen with presidential candidate Ben Carson.
After such a large lunch, I fell into a Carson coma during math class. The teacher kept calling on me because I looked like I was nodding off.
A city located between Compton , Gardena, Long Beach, Wilmington, and Harbor Gateway. Home to the Good Year Blimp, Stub Hub Center, California State University Dominguez Hills, and soon to be the Los Angeles NFL Stadium. Carson,CA is also known for having a large Samoan and Filipino population. Also known for the Original Polynesian blood gangs, that often feud with Mexican Gangs in the city.
You see a Samoan in a different city , ask if he lives or has family from Carson CA.
The greatest human being and rapper of all time
Person 1: who is Ken Carson?
Person 2: The man who saved my life
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The true king of late night television. Lived from 1925-2005. Everyone else is only pale copies compared to him.
He hosted the Tonight Show for 30 years.
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The lead singer for Set It Off
Hey, have you heard of Set It Off?
No.
Oh, Cody Carson's in it!
Who tf is that
An annoying jackass That no one is sure why he still has a talk show on the air. He thinks that he is funnier then hell, but he isnt, so he would blame the audience for his crappy jokes, saying that they are infact good, and they just suck.
Even though the audience sounds like theres laughing, and cheering coming from it, its actually just the fake sound, like what they use on crappy sitcoms, that they record of the good talkshows, like The Tonight Show and Late Night.
He is a bragger, that cannot help to not talk about himself. His jokes are fucking stale like shit.
He trys to use current popular things in culture to try to get ratings, but the only people he gets ratings are from people that fell asleep from the commercial bridge from Conans show to his, and left the tv on.
I hate him, you should hate him too.
Carson Daily loves himself, because no one will love him.
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