catfish dinner

Eating out the pussy

Floatin down the flint river, catch us up a little catfish dinner.

He likes to go down & eat the catfish dinner.

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catfish shits

When someone eats to much fish then they feel like crap, and their stomach hurts.

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Not Nikko:

"Man yesterday I ate fish sticks for lunch then Long John Silver's for dinner. I feel kinda sick."

Nikko:

"Sounds to me like you have the CATFISH SHITS."

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European Catfish

Its a mythical creature that lives on the shores of europe. If you make eye contact with the fish you will have spontaneous rashes and unbelievable itching. To make this go away pat your head and turn around three times. If this doesnt work the call your local mythical creature hotline

"dude thats a european catfish, o crap man whats this rash."

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Catfish Cunt

A cunt that smells like a catfish or gurgles like a catfish out of water.

Dave: I was eating Nancy's cunt last night, and she queefed! It sounded like gurgling and also smelt!

Jeff: Sounds like catfish cunt. Better rinse your mouth out. Here's some scope.

Dave: Thanks, Buddy.

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Catfish Days

CFD. The official festival of Wilmington, IL. Usually the last weekend in July. While there's stuff for kids during the day (e.g. carnivals, parade) the epic stuff happens at night when the streets are closed and the bars are flooded with hundreds of partygoers. At Catfish Days, not only are you encouraged to blackout, but you are given a free pass to make a fool out of yourself for 3 straight nights.

Stranger: Hey, what's with all the music and drunk people in the streets?
Jimmy Hunt: It's Catfish Days you dumb idiot. Go Wildcats!!
Stranger: O wow I've heard about this! Get me a beer ASAP!
Jimmy Hunt: Catfish Daaaaaayz!

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Stinky Catfish

The act of taking a dump into the anus of a partner than having said partner go to the fish market dressed like captain Kurk.

Last week Earl convinced Seth to perform a stinky catfish with cathrine.

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emotional catfishing

using storys or tramatic events to influence someones sympathy for you so they feel sorry and arnt able to bring up hard to talk about topics because there "life" trama makes it where you dont want to add stress.

emotional catfishing; (internet relationships))) that claim these terrible things happened to them but mostly they probably didn't and they just want there pity, and the other person believes them because they got the short end of the stick and actually have genuine feelings for the lier and would rather believe them than except that they lied

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