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When your are shagging a chinese girl and about to cum punch her in the nose and cum all over her face
I gave Ming Lee a Mandarin cheesecake last night
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the act of placing a strawberry in a girls mouth and then ejaculating on it.
Not to be confused with a strawberry shortcake.
As Julia held a strawberry between her lips Matt gave her a strawberry cheesecake.
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Having sex with a female virgin, and then making her lick her blood, semen and your own semen off your cock. An absolutely disgusting practice.
That bitch was so stupid she actually ate her cherry cheesecake!
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A favourite after-hours prank in Hertfordshire.
Take a bird back home after a night out. F*ck her doggy-sytle and unleash your load just in time for your best mate to bust out the wardrobe and punch her in the face!
Hilarious.
"Next time I'll hide in the wardrobe and we'll give the dirty slag a Hollywood Cheesecake!"
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method involving a japanese/black/german/american indian/black guys dad and a redneck with a powermullet / scullet
guy 1: yo remember guadalajaran cheesecakes
guy 2: yea i get those from Uchimoto's dad
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When you nut in a girls mouth and she swallows a load of chunky monkey, she's been to the cheesecake factory.
I was with Latoya last night. That bitch gave good neck, at the end, I took her to the cheesecake factory.
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when you fuck a girl in the ass then pull it out and stick it in the middle of a cake and make her eat it
dude, last night i gave your girlfriend a dirty cheesecake and she liked it!
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