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Trying to impress people by cutting and pasting cooking recipes in their boring blog.
Chef Blowardee says take a pan of water, bring it to a boil, and add egg. Wait 10 minutes, and voila! A hard boiled egg!
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the emeril chef is where you are doing a girl from behind. when you are about to cum pull out and spit on her back. mean while finish up in your hand. when she turns around throw the load in her face saying "bam!!". in remeberance of the true eneril chef.
man i heard you gave lisa the old emeril chef last night.
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A self-styled cook--usually a guy--who uses run of the mill, cheap household kitchen ingredients and canned food to whip up a storm after you come home drunk from a party.
Are you coming back to Zack's for the afterparty? Man, you should try his cajun hot dog stir fry--he's a natural Chef Boyardee!
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A male recieving Head while cooking food at the stove.
While I was cooking some hamburger helper, yo momma gave me a pampered chef.
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Any extremely cheap and nasty wine.
Yo, dawg! Anything to drink around here?
Ya, there's a box of Chef Boyardeaux in the fridge.
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when you cum in someone's mouth and there's a little bit of blood in it as well
Girl: "IS THAT BLOOD IN YOUR CUM WTF, ARE YOU DYING, AM I GONNA GET YOUR DISEASE NOW EWWW"
Guy: "Thought I'd serve you the chef's special tonight ;)"
Girl: "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY CAR YOU FREAK!"
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When chef shmoyle cooks inside your girls pussy then beats the fuck out of her boy friend then spludges all over her face
Chef shmoyle cooked inside my pussy last night just like an oven
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