Squeeze Chili

Diahrrea; The Runs

“Oh shit Bro!...move...MOVE NOW!...where’s the bathroom? I gotta Squeeze Chili!”

Chili Ringwald

Get your Asshole licked while watching The Breakfast club

Hey babe I rented sixteen candles for you, I’m ready for my chili Ringwald.

chili probation

When you're eaten so much chili that your body stops functioning normally and it is no longer medically sound to eat any more.

Dude I had so much chili today that I can barely walk. Think I'm on chili probation for a bit.

homestyle chili

Kicking back and relaxing at your place of residence.

"Yo shitdick, you hittin' up the bars later?"
"Nah, you poo pusher, I'm homestyle chili tonight".

chili ring

The result of eating food so spicy, your anus burns like fire after taking a dump.

Residual capsaicin in fecal matter, causing the mucus membranes in the anal sphincter to burn painfully.

You: "Shit man, I shouldn't have eaten all those jalapeños last night..."

Douche friend: "What's wrong, got chili ring?"

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stirring the chili

1. euphemism for anal sex esp. messy anal.

Dave was really into anal, but Erica didn't like it when he was stirring the chili.

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chili peppers

short for Red Hot Chili Peppers, aka RHCP, aka THE GREATEST BAND IN THE MOTHER FUCKING WORLD.....EVER!!!!!

"Dude.....the chili peppers rock"
"yeah man they do."
"dude their shows are insane"
"yeah man they are"

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