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When the stripper giving you a lap dance convinces you to buy some of her kids chocolate for a fundraiser
Dude.. I left the titty bar and checked my pocket, I bought some stripper chocolate again!
BlueBerry Chocolate is a longer version of BBC
Person 1: How big was it?
Person 2: It was a BlueBerry Chocolate!
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A sexual move whereby a man, about to consummate a masturbation session, shits into his free hand and then hurls the mess in the direction of some victim.
The move is obviously hyperbolic in nature, and is used to describe someone attempting or doing something equivalently asinine in nature.
"I can't believe he showed up at your party and then threw up on your girlfriend."
"I know. Steve is such a chocolate thrower."
The slightly homosexual nic-name JD gave Turk on Scrubs.
Dont worry chocolate bear, your body is tight
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The act of jacking off with ones own shit.
I stress that you use your own shit because using someone elses....would just be gross.
After taking a huge shit, Jason gazed down into the toilet. The sight and smell of his huge fecalload caused a stirring in his loins that he could resist no more. He gave into his temptation and reached into the bowl. In his hand his shit felt warm and sensuous. Using his shit he began to stroke his throbbing fuck stick faster and faster finally bringing himself to a climax. Spent and stinking he stared down at his Chocolate Charlie.
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Slang term for black people (chocolate faces like the white equvalent pasty faces) or a black person (chocolate face like the white equvalent pasty face.) Not to be viewed as a racist term, as it simply describes the person by describing the face; just as the word black would be used in formal english.
Used frequentely in the Ali G Show by the characther Borat to describe black people.
Borat; what is the name of the man with the chocolate face who plays the cop in the films.
Cop; Eddie Murphy.
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Washington DC, possibly the blackest city in America. Often called the Chocolate city with its vanilla suburbs.
Chocolate City to PG Countay.... Ladies night free at Club Krunk in Anacostia
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