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1. To go shopping
2. To chop something.
Often used in a sentence to confuse someone as to whether you're actually going to chop something/someone, or if you're just pronouncing the word 'shopping' wrong.
1. Kelly: Hey do you want to go chopping later?
Sabrina: Yes! I need to get a new wing-suit.
2. Mike P: I just got done chopping in the woods.
Kelly: chopping?
Mike P: yeah, a whole truck full o' firewood.
3. Jordan: we're goingggggg CHOPPING!
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The intentional, skillful, deceitful and often cruel act of juking-out, crossing-over, psyching-out, confusing, misleading, baiting or tricking someone who is vulnerable into a plot, trap, embarrassing-moment or minor-misfortune for ones own self-entertainment, amusement, fulfillment, humor, pleasure, revenge, or 1 up.
1. I went to push Charlie into the pool but I stopped before I made contact and he flinched so hard that he actually fell in himself.
2. Three customers have been waiting angrily for several minutes in line because my cash register light is still on but my shift is already over.
3. April 1st is National Chops Day!
4. As I texted my girlfriend that I'm leaving now, my professor said to the class "Actually, there's more!"
5. The QB Pump-Faked the defender so badly that he jumped for no reason/ The RB Juked the defender so quickly that he fell down and no one even touched him.
6. My mom got chopped into thinking I was at study hall when I really was at a friends house. She never asked so I just went along with it.
7. As I clinched my hand, I threw what seemed to be a tennis ball into the air as my dog sparky ran after it to retrieve nothingness.
8. As he took a sip of what I thought was water, we had no clue it was pure vodka.
9. I tried to purchase 300 dollars worth of clothes only for my debit card to say declined.
10. The Majority of Americans think that America is the land of the free.
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A reference to the method of preparing coke for sniffing.
An inconspicuous way to signal to your friend that you're jonesing for a line (and you're ready with your powder, credit card, hotel nightstand and rolled $100 bill), but you can't get any nose candy until he vacates the room of disapproving girls.
(walking past your friend's flirty conversation and nodding toward the back of the room) "Yo dogg! Chop Chop swoosh!"
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When a guy gets the end of his Yoohoo nipped off.
I got drunk and signed myself up for The chop.
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To have an unintentional GUI hitch when using a computer -- which is punishable by public ridicule.
Hey Matt, I can see that chop from here.
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A nickname given to a child when they decide to cut their own hair.
Baby baby chop chop, chopping off her hair. Baby baby chop chop, lying everywhere.