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very sexy, tall guy. one of the most random, funny guys you will ever meet. fun to talk to. knows how to make a girl smile. not a mean person, BUT is a whore.
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A: *cries*
B: Why are you crying?
A: My new roommate is a christophe!
B: Feels bad.
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The worlds best airsoft sniper... with a fantastic airsoft business...
i wish i was as good as christoph
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A strange European male who may or may not speak French. Usually unemployed, balding, and plays a sport called soccer that only people outside America care about. Likely has nails and toenails that can be used to climb trees.
" 'ello. Would you like to go to ze W hotel avec moi?"
"Like, OMG...WhatEVER! I don't do Christophes!"
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The act of using women's pantyhose to dress as a nun, nailing another man, screaming 'hallelujah' once the ejaculation is inside him.
I tried the Christopher last night with my nephew
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also known as chris.
he is a short-ish asian guy with a HUGE ego. he likes drinking and getting people drunk.. sometimes to a point where they pass out or throw up. or both.
he also likes younger girls. and by younger, i mean WAY younger.. we're talking high school. beware, school girls in short skirts! he gon' find you.
who got you drunk last night?
christopher.
who?
chris.
oh, i thought so... he did the same thing to me.
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