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When one has smoked so much weed that they're literally crippled to the spot and in a coma like state. Usually very enjoyable
lorsteez: damn dude peep game on jbagel over by the couch
jbagel: i can't feel my feet..or my hands, or my face!
lorsteez: dude nah, you're just in a chronic coma that's all
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Being unemployed for at least six months, not due to medical reasons. Considered a major problem as most employers will not hire someone who has been unemployed for six months.
Eighteen months of chronic unemployment has wrecked my finances.
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A medical condition where a man constantly arrives late because he has to find and purchase marijuana. Often witnessed by fully clothed, make-upped, perfumed
women who expected their date to arrive at 8, but don't see the sufferer until 11.
Woman 1: Dang, Ricky isn't here yet and it's already 11:30.
Woman 2: I told you girl, that boy suffers from Chronic Lateness.
Woman 1: Well at least he rolls up with weed.
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Someone who spends most of their time on the internet. They often will argue about things online and are out of touch with the real world.
Person 1: look at this kid, they use neopronouns and keep arguing on Reddit.
Person 2: omg that’s so chronically online
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The Best Mexican food join in orange county, CA. If you haven't tried them your really missing out.
Man1: dude, lets go get some chronic when where done surfing..
Man2: yea bra...
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Man1: dude!....
Man2: whatt!?
Man1: lets go get some chronic gringo Breakfast Burritos before we go surfing bra.
man2: chhyyeaaa.. chronic tacos
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Like Comic-Con but with marijuana. Many people gather together to celebrate the plant and bring exotic strands from all over the world.
Dude, check out this cut of grand-daddy purp I got at Chronic-Con for only $50!
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when those young phags whose faces are covered with freckles don't lose their freckles by adulthood. mostly happens to gingers.
Guy 1: OMG WTF is on that guys face?!???
Guy 2: He must have chronic freckles!
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