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The floating remnants of a particularly large and buoyant panful of excrement. As a defense mechanism, the faeces disperse into smaller chunks when the flush is deployed, surviving to haunt the bowl for the next unfortunate soul to encounter.
Simon: Who was last in the toilet?
Chris: Why?
Simon: There's a load of pedigree chum floating around the bowl.
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It's when you've blown your load in her mouth and she's not quite finished with the chum. She begins rubbing the head of your unit across her lips like an over size chap stick, moaning for you to give her more!
Dude, she looked like she had dry lips, so I let her use my chum stick!!
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To hang out with a friend just because there's nothing else to do.
Wanna chum about on Friday?
Sure!
Wanna chum about on Friday?
Sure!
(n) word used to describe the intangible essence or swagger that permeates from confident Men that attracts sexually aggressive Women. This essence or swagger is the equivalent to Chum that a fisherman would use to attract and catch Sharks.
alternate: can also be used when referring to something extraordinary i.e. haircut, shirt, car, hat, etc.
Bill: "So what's up Greg? You got ladies lined up around the block for you tonight!"
Greg: "What can I say bro? The ladies sense my Ho Chum from miles away!"
alternate:
Bill: "Dude, how did you end up bangin both those girls?"
Greg: "Dude, my new car is absolute Ho Chum!!!"
When you have steaming but uniform liquid feces come out of your anus. Most of the time Mud Chum passes your system in 2-5 sessions. It’s a relatively messy wipe but a quick session.
“Damn bro I just had to stop the Netflix ‘N’ Chill to hit the porcelain for a little Mud Chum session! I ain’t gonna flush XD!”
The most vile ninja weapon on Earth - two soiled tampons tied together
Ninja: "I can deal with how vile shit shuriken are, but I draw the line when it comes to chum chucks."
Tiny Chum is what you call a very short but oddly smart person. Another word for it is Cheu.
Lin: Hey Alex, check him out.. hes a Tiny Chum
Alex: I see him! are they always that short?
Lin: Yea, Cheu's a tiny chum.
Cheu: Yeah, I know