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An hourly paid employee who performs at the bare minimum drawing the job out longer than needed to collect excessive overtime pay.
Ed is the biggest clock sucker I've ever seen! It's taken him 12 hours to image that PC!
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It is when an unattractive girl/woman becomes attractive to you because you're very desperate or horny. You live with an ugly girl for a long time and all of sudden she starts becoming attractive to your eyes due to the fact that you have not it in a long ass time.
Expression inspired from "How I Met Your Mother" by Barney Stinson: "Evey girl has a mermaid clock
Some guy: Dude check out that ugly girl!
horny friend: Damn dawg shes looking fine, Im ready to dip it in.
Some guy: dawg you're disgusting...it's prolly cause you're being affected by this girl's mermaid clock.
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When you are in the middle of sexual relations and your alarm goes off and you have to stop what you are doing to try and shut it off. This is only made worse when you think that you turned it off but you hit the snooze button instead and several minutes later it goes off again, thus interrupting your sexual liaison AGAIN. At this point, the alarm clock is usually either unplugged or just thrown across the room.
Bob: "Dude, last night I was getting it on with Jo when the alarm clock went off for no reason. I had to stop what I was doing and try to shut it off."
Andy: "Man, it sounds like you got 'Clock Blocked'
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A scary, illusive character that the internet cannot seem to find. Started as a post in the Flood forum.
Hey have we found Clock Man yet?
No, I've been searching for days.
Same here, Clock Man is quite the illusive figure
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my favorite character from Don't Hug Me Im Scared.
Tony The Clock: time is a tool you can put on the wall, or wear it on your wrist.
Anything (person, place, activity or thing) that can distract you from doing what you should be doing.
"Sorry I'm late for work. I got CLOCK-BLOCKED creeping my ex's Snapchat..."
The evil clock that haunts the WSU campus. While it is seemingly beautiful and normal during the daytime, it turns an evil shade of blood red when the sunsets and uses subliminal messages to hypnotize the students of Washington State University. It's apprentice, the jukebox of Hillside, does devil clock's work and attempts to lure people with it's dark spell. In the devil clock movie, soon to be starred in by Samuel L. Jackson (voice of the devil clock), the devil clocks spell takes over all of the students and the one nonposessed student has to climb up and sacrifice his life to crash through devil clock to unleash the spell and save the world.
Devil clock says hi and he's upset you haven't responded to his messages.