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You and I have become close,and as a result,I hold you emotionally dear to me
'CLOSE TO ME!!!ClOsE tO mE!!!! cLoSe To MEEE!!!C L O S E T O M E!!!!!!!!'
v. To stay in an establishment past that establishments closing time thereby preventing the employees from closing and going home.
Waiter: Man closing time was 20 minutes ago, that table in the back won't leave.
Cook: Those assholes are totally close blocking us.
IN BRIEF: Ask for a divorce or an ending to a relationship; See end the book.
Sometimes two people are not on the same page to a point where he/she is turning too many more pages than him/her to where he/she wants to close the book.
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Any FFVII fanboys is close-minded
Normal person: There's no best game...
close-minded person: FFVII is the shit, it owns every other game in the world. Sephiroth owns all!
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a variation of the more familiar, 'close, but no cigar.'
the little known phrase spawned from a conversation between a group of intellects in a small neighborhood bar on a weeknight. however, its true origin would be the confused mind of Meredith.
traditionally a phrase used by competing golfers. the new variation has yet to be clearly defined, but is assumed to be condescending.
Guy: Wait, isn't this song a Rolling Stones cover?
Girl: Um close, but no bananas
Guy: ...???
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Someone who decides to occupy the stall next to you even though there is an empty one two stalls away. And then proceeds to let the fireworks happen.
No matter what time of day he went to the bathroom, Ross couldn't seem to escape that close crapper from accounting.
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A phrase used to describe how sumthing that is taunting u.
Some thing that would have been good if it happend and almost did, but somehow didnt occur.
Person: That was tauntingly close
Hitting the cross bar from 50yards, can be called "Tauntingly Close"
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