Close to me

You and I have become close,and as a result,I hold you emotionally dear to me

'CLOSE TO ME!!!ClOsE tO mE!!!! cLoSe To MEEE!!!C L O S E T O M E!!!!!!!!'

park's closed

another way of saying "you're out!", "end of the conversation", "you're not welcome here", "you're too late", also can be said if a party foul occurs or generally when someone says something unnecessary

Mike: Hey can I still come to the party, I might be a little late.

Jeff: Park's closed!

close the book

IN BRIEF: Ask for a divorce or an ending to a relationship; See end the book.

Sometimes two people are not on the same page to a point where he/she is turning too many more pages than him/her to where he/she wants to close the book.

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close-minded

Any FFVII fanboys is close-minded

Normal person: There's no best game...
close-minded person: FFVII is the shit, it owns every other game in the world. Sephiroth owns all!

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close, but no bananas

a variation of the more familiar, 'close, but no cigar.'

the little known phrase spawned from a conversation between a group of intellects in a small neighborhood bar on a weeknight. however, its true origin would be the confused mind of Meredith.

traditionally a phrase used by competing golfers. the new variation has yet to be clearly defined, but is assumed to be condescending.

Guy: Wait, isn't this song a Rolling Stones cover?
Girl: Um close, but no bananas
Guy: ...???

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bank is closed

When you want to tell someone when you are not in the mood for sex.

I’m sorry Wes but the bank is closed for the weekend you really pissed me off.

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close business

To have sex with a female

"Yo Nick did you close business with that chick last week?"
"Na bro, she was on the rag"

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