Metastatic Clusterfuck

When a clusterfuck basically explodes into a thousand little fucks that go flying everywhere making it impossible to track them all down and rendering you nostalgic for back when the problem was ONLY a clusterfuck as you put out all the fires.

Covid went from being an outbreak in Wuhan to a full fledged international metastatic clusterfuck

Colonel Clusterfuck

Butt sex behind the deep fryers at a KFC restaurant.

Dave: Dude, I Colonel Clusterfucked Lindy yesterday.

Henry: Lucky bastard.

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Mongolia Clusterfuck

A place that's far away.

We parked in Mongolia Clusterfuck.

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clusterfuck

In beirut, when team members make shots into the same cup in one turn, the opposing team has to drink every cup that is touching that cup in addition to the cup the shots were made in to. In addition to that, the players that just shot get to take another turn.
If the game is a more than two players, the number of shots made into a cup for a clusterfuck must be determined. For instance, if the game is 4 on 4, 3 shots into the same cup may qualify as a clusterfuck.

That beirut game was close until we clusterfucked you, then you were screwed.

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clusterfuck

A statistically significant dense amount of sexual intercourse. signifies a large amount of sex that is engage in repeatedly, and when plotted on a graph stays in a large cluster.

James and Dylan engaged in a clusterfuck

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green clusterfuck

A frequent phenominon that only occurs in the state of Washington. A green clusterfuck is when you come up behind a row of cars of two or more that are stopped at a green light. It may take three to five seconds for traffic to start moving. It can also occur when your in a long line of cars and the light has just turned green. In this case the light might turn red before you get to move, if you even get to move at all.

Shit man!, I got caught in the biggest green clusterfuck yesterday. I couldn't tell if the person in front of me was high, coming off of caffeine, or what.

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royal pooch clusterfuck

To make a series of mistakes, so heinously incorrect and far reaching in effect such that the result defies description. The phrase is a combination of other phrases meaning mistake, 'screw the pooch', 'royal fuckup' as well as a group sex form of fuck, 'clusterfuck'. The phase can also be used as a verb, 'clusterfucking the royal pooch.'

Not supporting the public transportation vehicle information system standard on busses was a royal pooch clusterfuck for the public transportation authority.