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baseball team who made the playoffs in their 3rd year of existence ('95), and haven't made it since; great offence/crappy pitchers
The Rockies scored 12 runs, but lost 15-12, cause their pitchers suck.
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A small town filled with urban folks. Filled with athletic/artisic culture. More republican the demorcratic. Some extreme republicans, and some discrimination. Great schools and great technology. Tourist area is Downtown Evergreen and Evergreen Lake. Lake concerts during the summer and Ice Skating during the winter. Johnny Depp is a frequent visitor. Mostly known as a rich town. Town is divided with rich and poor. The people are divided with rich and poor as well
"Hey, I visited Evergreen Colorado.."
"And?"
"The lake was beautiful, but a lot of stoners there."
"Go check out the golf club, that's the rich area."
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A town in Colorado. Nearest big city is Grand Junction. Most everything that other guy said is true, but it sure beats the hell outta montrose colorado. Fuckin' indians.
Jim: Hey man, did you see that town we just passed through?
Bob: No, I blinked. Whatever it was, it sure can't be as bad as this town we're in now.
Jim: Yeah this is montrose. Let's turn around and go to Delta, Colorado again.
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A colorado tux is a blue blazer over a button down long sleeved oxford shirt on top, and jeans and cowboy boots beneath that.
The blue blazer can come from any department store; the oxford has to be 100% cotton, and pressed; ideally the jeans would be Wrangler, because that's what real Colorado cowboys wear; and the cowboy boots have to be pointy, and can't be one of those new fangled pairs with laces.
It can be accessorized with a wide brown leather belt, hopefully with leather stitching along the edges, and with a big shiny rodeo belt buckle. A cowboy hat of any kind is also a good accessory.
At the opera in Denver: "Look at all the Colorado tuxedos. That's about as nice as people dress around here."
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When the river runs red play in the mud. When a woman has a period and you seem to want to play in it like a child with mud it is called a colorado hot pocket.
Jimmy will you play in my colorado hotpocket.
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The hometown of 3OH!3, arguably the best band that there ever has been or will be. Nathaniel Motte and Sean Foreman.
You's a punkbitch if you don't know bout Boulder, Colorado. Your girl's a freak, cause that's what I told her.
Sean: I love you Lizzy I don't care if you're not from Boulder, Colorado.
Nat: Same, Lucy.
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Going crazy to the point of abuse. In reference to Los Angeles Laker Kobe Bryant's escapades in Colorado in 2003.
Depending on when the event happened, going Colorado can be changed to went, gone or will go Colorado.
Man, did you see Kobe has 61 points tonight? He is going Colorado on the Knicks!
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