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The most stupidest person at CIS. He belives he is some "star person". Quite retarted and belivs that he sould grow a unibrow because of something in the future. He belives that when you call him a pansy, that it is a compliment. Everyone including me hates him.
My friends and I were joking around and Lizzie goes up to Colton and goes, "Would you go out with I.K.?"
and he replies, "Over my dead festering DINASAUR body." Wierd, eh?
Dude, that faggot Colton was eating out of the garbage!
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The littlest of the Colton's (though not the shortest). A little annoying sometimes but also entertaining as well (not in that way...I don't go that way u sick minded freak) Anyway, takes boats from lakes with family members help. Hangs out in his room alot. Not really sure what goes on in there...
Pepsi, Christian, Wolf, stop by my house sometime, I'll show you all my kinky side... what, don't write with that, no thats not a pencil that's mine, HEY! stop laughin! "sniffle"
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Your post sucks fuck you
Colton McWhorter your post sucks fuck you
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Two people that are meant for each other and will one day get married... Ah, the perfect couple that will live happily ever after. They love each other very much.
They have a Gracen and Colton relationship
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often a guy named Colton plays moble fortnite. He will usually have a girl team mate who kicks ass at the game. Colton will get the loot but eventually die. He uses slang terms in the game such as jigaboo , gay , etc. he will get as close to 2nd place but won’t get the dub. Usually on a low level in the game. Gets lots of good guns never uses them because he dies. Tries to hook up with girls from the game , yet never works.
Wow! Did you see Colton the fortnite fag At the basketball game last night?! He sucks ass!
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A joke originally made about an imaginary person named Colton, It refers to his mom as the 66th most dangerous thing in the world.
Colton's Mom's Vagina has serrated teeth around the outer edge, and has come to be fondly known as a,
"Penis-Flysnatch". This is due to it's capabilities of rapidly snapping shut on anything which touces the vaginal walls more than once. A dexterous person always has enough time to get in and pull out, however. This is actually a good workout, and many people have resorted to this to lose calories.
There is an on-off switch within the Vagina, and only one or two people have been recorded to actually be able to consistantly locate it. This causes her vagina to wait another 30 minutes before closing, and it constricts itself to an appropriate tightness.
On that note, although you would expect Colton's mom's vagina to be extremely lose due to all the action it gets, it is able to loosen or slacken itself at will, enabling it to keep a person going longer, increasing the risk of "de-manning him".
Colton's mom is known to prostitute herself at a very cheap price, for this is an easy way for it to get food. The last recorded rate was 15 cents.
"Why's Topher In the Hospitol?"
"He must not have been fast enough with Colton's Mom's Vagina Last night."
"Dude, why are you sweating so prefusely?"
"Just got back from Colton's Mom's house, I couldn't find the on-off switch this time."
"DUDE! Look! A hooker! Only Fifteen cents!"
"STAY THE FUCK AWAY! IT'S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD!"
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The man who slept with your mother.
Was the guy's name Colton John Dunning?