glove connection

Not unlike the giddy, starry-eyed state of a couple who have newly fallen in love, forging an indestructible bond known as a "love connection" (see Chuck Woolery's popular 1980s game show for examples), a glove connection is the unbreakable bond between me, myself, + I.

More to the point, it is the special bond between one's self + one's own genitalia; a bond that is strengthened by the act of self-love (masturbatory exercises).

Having been jilted once again by a hard-hearted harlot, LaVondrius took matters into his own hands + decided to make a glove connection.

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Verizon Connection

The connection between a man and woman, man and man, or woman and woman that is very strong, such as the Verizon Network Connection which is very reliable and avaliable in almost every city/state. So when two people share a strong connection, it is referred to as "The Verizon Connection"

Dude: Man, I just brokeup with my girl.
You: Why man?!

Dude: I'm not sure; it didn't feel right. No connection.
You: Man, too bad you guys didn't have the Verizon Connection!

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Connect The Dots

When you get an automatic or selective fire rifle or sub machine gun and shoot up something usually leaving lots of holes,usually a car or house making it seem like there playing the game "connect the dots"

"Have the coroners playing connect the dots wit ya wheel ILL!" - Reed Dollaz

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Connect Gang

gang residing in the northwest called connect gang was created to bring some peace for the crips and bloods action live under the black flag and represent both sides mostly out of Seattle,Spokane,Portland,Post Falls,Milton-Freewater,

that boy there hes with the connect gang

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Walmart Connection

Someone who's running a lousy internet connection.

Dude, your computer is so fucking slow

Well, it's because i have a friggin walmart connection

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connect 4

A game whcih wogs cant win

DiMi bro, connect 4 bro

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double connective

A device for making your argument stronger.Phrases such as therefore and thus can be used as double connectives to ram your point home.

Selina didn't believe that the double connective existed therefore dan put it on urban dictionary thus convincing her of it's existence.

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