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A person who becomes one's bitch during conversation. Usually because they're trying so hard to get in that person's pants that they'll talk about anything.
Third party observer: Please observe as I casually stroll by this conversation bitch.
Girl: So I have this collection of teddy bears at my apartment, and...
Guy: Oh my god, right? That's so cool!
A person that "hijacks" a conversation and "crashes it into the ground" by saying something akward, pointless or not pertaining to the topic, thus ruining the mood of the conversation.
Bob and sally are talking about their day. Then Zach jumps into the conversation and ruins it. Thus becomeing a conversation terrorist.
bob: yea my boss made me stay late yesterday and tried to make me stay late again today. i told him if he did i was going to quit.
Sally: Really? my boss tried to do that to me last week but i told him i had a doctors apointment.
Bob: I hate it when they try to do that.
Zach: Will anti burn cream help get rid of these warts i have all over my hands and back?
Bob:........
Sally:.......
Bob: Man.. that was like 9/11 all over again.
The man or woman who routinely steamrolls their way into a private conversation and makes it their own, usually stealing one conversation partner and leaving the other feeling jilted.
Common incident in staff rooms, classrooms, etc., where interesting conversations are few and far between.
Esmeralda: "Oh you're so funny Rufus, I would be so unhappy without you to talk to."
Rufus: "So I was wondering, well if you're not too busy tonight, maybe we could-"
Jean-Claude: (pokes Esmerelda) "Traffic was bad this morning..."
Rufus:(looking totally cast aside)"That fucking Jean-Claude... what a conversation thief!"
Tom: "Yeah."
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another form of intelligence where communication is possible between two or more people with just the use of eye contact.
All it took was just one look and the two of them knew exactly everything that they needed to say-- in the most seductive sort of way. What happened between them was a "seyelent conversation."
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A total conversion when used with respect to video games, is a type of mod that alters the game to such a degree that it either no longer, or very loosely resembles the original game.
Because "Counter Strike" was created as a total conversion of "Half Life", the gameplay is completely different.
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Usually through texting or IMing, two people are speaking to one another about a certain topic and during the delay on one of the person's responses, the other person puts in something irrelevant to what they are about to answer. When the other person finishes typing the first response, he/she then begin to respond to the irrelevant comment during the time the other person responds to the first answer. Thus continues a spiral of confusion which usually ends in them asking one another what they are talking about and what they are referring to, topic 1 or 2.
Jim: Hey did you see the new Tim Burton movie?
Anna: *Anna is typing...*
Jim: Oh and btw Lauren got a new puppy!
Anna: No I didn't see it yet. Is it good?
Jim: *Jim is typing...*
Anna: OMG a new puppy? What kind!
Jim: It was okay. More shitty music. I miss Danny Elfman's old stuff.
Jim: Its a chihuahua. Like her old one.
Anna:Yeah I miss it.
Jim: Yeah. It was so much more dynamic.
Anna: Wait.. what? Her old dog?
Jim: No, his music.
Anna: Whose music.
Jim: I'm confused..... sigh. I hate double conversations.
When an unfortunate, socially-awkward douchebag decides to engages a hapless victim in unwanted conversation. The victim is forced to carry on the conversation out of social courtesy (the very principles of which the rapist disregards). The victim is left feeling used and in need of therapy. The rapist proceeds to the next victim.
Me: I think conversation rape should be illegal at school.
Douchebag: REALLY? I THINK SO TOO. WE SHOULD START A CLUB. START A CLUB WITH ME?????? DO YOU NEED HELP WITH HOMEWORK?
Me: ...Go away.
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