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the heaviest song by black dahlia murder ever
Jack: Hey have you heard Thy Horror cosmic yet
Owen: Why no i havent, what does it sound alike to as thou
Jack: ITS FUCKING HEAVY WOOOOOOOOO
CHASE:MURDERFACE RULLLES!
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When a woman sits on your face for so long that the pussy juice begins to harden on your face and you are able to peel it off.
Matt: “bro what’s on your face.” Brendan: “I just got done hanging out with Anna and she sat on my face for so long that I got a Cosmic Rust Face Mask!” Matt: “bro that’s awesome, I’ve always wanted one!”
something to call someone who's is worldly but still immature. Originated with the Doctor Who fandom, calling the Doctor one. He knows a vast amount of information on the universe, but still is young at heart, and has a tendency to be immature.
DW fan 1: Did you see that part where he made the angel say "comfy chairs"?
DW fan 2: Oh yeah, what a cosmic nine year old
Yeah, I mean he's nice and smart and whatever, but he's still not grown up, he's just a cosmic nine year old
When u or smth is extra litty af🔥🌈
Bro that shit be cosmic litty🔥🌈
That finna be cosmic litty🔥🌈
someone that has outer-space jelly-beans, so each time they ejaculate, their semen is a different flavor of jelly-bean.
Sally: why does your jizz taste so yummy?
Bob: i ate some jelly beans from outer-space.
Sally: you're a cosmic jelly-bean jizzer? that explains everything!!!!
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When you describe a hypothetical scenario (from a fans perspective), that it requires you to explain through a reality warper's PoV.
Some OP Cosmic Narrator: "Hwut If... Johnny Yong Bosch read Lady Satsuki's Speech, at a convention?"
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A very good SMG1 hack which is based off from Kaizo Mario Galaxy and SMG1: Daredevil Challenge.
Dude 1: “Have you played Super Mario Galaxy: Cosmic Chaos?”
Dude 2: “Yes, but where the fuck is Luigi at in Good Egg?”