Cooter Covers

A cover of fabric placed over the vagina to prevent vaginal burnig while tanning in an indoor tanning salon.

"If i get my cooter burnt, Ill have to go to the doctor! I need cooter covers!"

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Cum Covers

Cum that has dripped or flown from the penis during

ejaculation on to the bed sheets or comforter that you
are about to lay down in causing a wet spot you are trying to avoid

Be sure that the cum covers stay on your side of the bed. I don't want to sleep in the wet spot

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Under The Covers

Also, the only band to have featured a fat albino and a cheerleader in the same set. Very wierd...very wierd indeed.

Hey man, did you see Under The Covers? Yeah, dude...they kicked major ass...but the singer was all fat and disgusting.

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manhole cover

women's underwear

i urgently wanted to mount her, so I slipped her manhole cover to the side and pierced her lips rather than waste time peeling off her underpants

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clam cover

the female equivalency of getting cock blocked.

My girls and I went to make the kill on a group of hotties, but we ecountered a clam cover when we realized there were two girls among their group.

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Kankle Covers

When anyone with kankles (most likely an obese person) is wearing high top shoes that in turn cover their kankles.

Ey yo B, check that big beezy out with the reebok kankle covers.

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Hot Covers

A filthy sexual act performed by only the most deviant of perverts originating in the Savanna GA. region. It should be illegal and is punishable by death in third world countries. One must have long hair, be no taller than 5'3, and have the ability to perform some of the most advanced yoga poses in order to pull this off successfully and safely.

She is a good girl who was raised with morals and is full of character.... I don't know WHERE she learned to give HOT COVERS like that but I sure am glad she did!

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