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A disease caused by a new strain of coronavirus marked by fever, cough and other flu-like symptoms. In a severe case, it may invade the lungs and kidneys, leading to death.
The Covid-19 first appeared in Wuhan, China towards the end of 2019.
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When a girl is wearing a mask and you have to decide whether to bang a girl based off her eye and forehead features.
I played covid-roulette last night and lost. Turned out the bitch had no teeth.
When someone has zero taste in fashion, music, etc., referring to the loss of taste some people experience when infected with the COVID-19 virus.
Guy 1: man, that guy’s shoes are trash!
Guy 2: word, he got COVID taste
Covid Crotch
When she lets herself go during her covid lockdown and grows a full on 70s style bush stretching like a horse’s mane from the mons to the bung. A true nightmare for her post corona wax visit.
My covid crotch was hallmarked by Bozo hair.
He was hitting me from behind last night and commented that my bung beard was quite shaggy.
Similar to a Farmer tan, but with tan lines circumscribing a face mask rather than a T shirt.
Damn! I gotta stay outta the sun with this damn mask on... now I got a COVID tan.
Is the irregular ugly haircut you get at home during the Corona Covid-19’s quarantine
-Damn bro your covid haircut is ugly af
-How the fuck got you this stupid haircut?
It’s just a covid haircut
Mixture of COVID, doctor and dictator
A medical person who takes pleasure in bossing other people around, using her/his level of seniority. Apparently is an ?expert with regards to treatment of COVID. Does not see any patient with COVID by themselves, but makes others see on their behalf.
DOCTATOR - mixture of (DOCTOR and DICTATOR)
That doctor who has not attempted to see a single patient with suspected COVID is forcing me to treat this patient. That person is a real ‘Covid Doctator’.