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paralyze a coyote

The action of sticking your right thumb up the coyote’s ass and making the coyote lose all feeling in its legs.

I had to paralyze a coyote so it would stop eating my chickens.

by banks33 February 27, 2021


Political Coyote Ugly

A "Political Coyote Ugly" s when you are led to believe a political lie and regret having been scammed to believe it.

It is is much like the term coyote ugly which refers to the feeling of waking up after a one-night stand, and discovering that your arm is underneath someone who is so physically repulsive that you would gladly chew it off without waking the person just so you can get away without being discovered. Coyotes are known to gnaw off limbs if they are stuck in a trap in order to facilitate escape.

Man I was really believing that candidate last night until i found out everything he said was a lie. What a political coyote ugly.

by E Rad October 6, 2012


Sneaky Coyote

When a female puts as many soft boiled eggs in her vagina then squats the "lay them". Then her partner sneaks in to steal and eat them coated in her juices.

My wife and I enjoy cosplay at a whole new level. She dresses like the road runner and I Wile-E-Coyote and we perform the sneaky Coyote on Saturdays.

by Gaping Butwhole December 10, 2020


Comment Coyote

The worse version of a Comment Vulture. Instead of exploiting replies to self-promote, these guys like to exploit replies to insult anyone following that thread, almost always for trolling and nothing more. The most infamous of Comment Coyotes is ForgiveZharion, who may as well be the most nefarious troll of the 2020's.

SOMEONE: "Hopefully no Comment Coyotes come here to ruin the fun!"
FORGIVEZHARION: "ratio + l + i don't argue with babys like u + this u"

by Jsslade October 13, 2022


Pullin a coyote ugly

When a girl gets wasted and crawls across the bar.

Did you see her crawl! She is pullin a coyote ugly!

by Bgirl35435 December 4, 2010


Metro-Coyote

Nomadic beast known to inhabit 5 star hotels in major cities . Formerly thought to have been nocturnal , latest studies have found this beast functions without sleep . Diet consists mainly of alcohol and caffeine . Has been known to prey on the female of the species under special circumstances . Individuals in the current study are said to closely resemble MB however their howling does not resemble his crooning . Ongoing research is required .

Sightings of Metro-Coyote in the morning is rare.

by Chairman’s FW 🥕🦊 June 2, 2019


coyote kick

The Coyote kick is when your engaged in anal sex and when your about to ejaculate you kick the poor little lady in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm all that more better (for you ofcourse).

Son I gave your mom a coyote kick last night

by Angry guy Alex September 5, 2017