crackhead seatpost

A bicycle with a seatpost that is not the right length for the person riding it. Tall crackhead riding bike with short seatpost / short crackhead riding bike with long seatpost so that his/her toes barely touch the ground. A good indication that the bike has either been stolen or recovered from a dumpster. Some times the bike has no seat at all.

"Look at that skinny little dude with the sunken cheeks and a beard wearing a hoodie riding the bike with the long crackhead seatpost, he's barefoot, the bike must be stolen, stupid crackheads!"

facebook crackhead

1. A Facebook user who has to check his/her Facebook so much, it gets in the way of their personal life. 2. A Facebook user who uses their profile as a public journal for their minute by minute feelings/actions.

1. "Bob is such a Facebook crackhead! He got fired from the internet cafe for pissing in a cup and serving it to someone all because he wanted a funny status to put on Facebook!"

2. Joe got pissed that Sally keyed his car so being the Facebook crackhead he is, he went on Facebook and posted this on his profile for all to see: "I hope that bitch Sally f$%#ing rots in hell for what she did to my Corvette! Sally had fake boobs and a tattoo on her ass that says 'Stick two fingers in here'. She also puts out after 5 drinks."

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healthy crackhead

A person that acts like they do crack but doesn’t actually do it

Person1: Ayo my nibba Demarcus why you finna jump off that roof

Person2: Justin said he would give me his jimmy dean breakfast sandwich if I did it

Person1: you a healthy crackhead

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Bangstan Crackhead

armys making threads bc bts hasn’t fed them well enough

*Posts: BTS as type of spoons (a thread)
*Posts: BTS as EXO memes(a thread)KPOP/ARMY: wtf you guys are bangstan crackheads

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crackhead shuffle

The distinctive herky-jerky gait of a crackhead. Usually both sad and hilarious at the same time.

Tyrone was high on crack and doing the crackhead shuffle down to the Presidio Liquor store to buy some newports and jokers.

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crackhead frankenstein

someone who smokes weed or crack and deals it and also has a square head.

hey anton your dad is a crackhead frankenstein.

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crackhead control

A jiu-jitsu position in which a fighter on his back wraps both legs around the back of his opponent's head, holding them in place using one of his arms. This allows him to control his opponent's head and shoulder and stifle their attacks.

When I typed crackhead control into google images all i got was pictures of Amy Winehouse

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