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He loves Drew McIntyre he tweets about him everyday
He sucks him off like he's the next John Cena
Craft has now tweeted Drew McIntyre vs Roman Reigns should main event WM 38
It's an acronym for "Can't Remember A Fucking Thing".
When you can't seem to remember what happened that night.
Man 1: "Man, you were so fucked up last night, remember when you beat up that stripper?"
Man 2: "Duude, I'm craft. I can't believe I did that!"
person 1: wanna play minecraft?
person 2: nah I only have block craft 3d
person 1: oh okay.. why is my name person 1???
Hand crafts to make things more efficient.
Simple tasks crafted by one’s hands.
I built steps of wood up a tree to get to me hammock and called it a handy craft
A place where pre-menopausal women go to assemble substitutions for an enjoyable sex life after 40. The shambled, disheveled appearance of the room is a metaphor for the wreck they once called a love life. This phase is a precursor to Crazy Cat Lady. Avoid anything other than hookups with his type
Guy 1: Yo I heard you you hooked up with some tail last night at the pub.
Guy 2: Yeah, but she had a craft room so I had to bust up outta there.
Guy 2: Woah! I'm surprised she didn't try to get you to change chandelier.
That chick has a craft room. She clearly sucks at relationships.
Methylated spirits drained through Albany bread, to make it clear and look like real vodka.
I went to builders warehouse to buy some Blackhorse craft vodka!