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n., the tail on a cat, dog, or any other animal whose anus is located just under the spot where the tail connects to the body. The term comes from the story of Jed Angus, who discovered that when he raised and lowered the tail of his pet dog (as if using a crank), poop came out.
Dude, my cat keeps walking around with his shit crank up in the air, so everyone can see his shit hole!
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Adderall
Literally a lighter version of meth they give to kids
Methamphetamine = crank
Amphetamines = crank for babies
Do you have any baby Crank?
It’s a saying that means whatever you are doing your just take things easy
Yea I’m just cranking the chill trust
At measure 60 we’re getting lost in the sauce, you need to crank the chill ya?
When a condom is used while masturbating to effectively reduce clean-up in a public setting (generally a party or other social event). Typically one uses the bathroom or closet to successfully pull off a party crank.
After everyone at the party passed out, he proceeded to party crank in the washroom without risk of leaving any evidence behind.
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song that is contributing to the retardation of america
After listening to crank dat, John transformed from a genius to being in a persistant vegetative state.
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To start something. Derived from the method of starting an old-timey car that literally had to be "cranked up" before it could be run.
Make sure the pool isn't too cold before I bother to crank up the heater.
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when your husband is the center of a scandal where he ejaculates all over a girls face, and you stand by your man. you then run for president 10 years later.
that bitch was all mad at me at first for doin a crank that hillary, but she eventually got over it
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