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A porn that depicts a colored man in a cream of wheat box getting his male genitalia worked by a white voluptuous 80's porn star female with a a white gentleman in a toast costume dancing in a very peculiar manner.
Scenario. When standing with friends and talking.
You: The funny thing about cream of wheat is...
Person A: What are you talking about?
Person B: OMG (Bust out laughing).
Person A: Whats so funny?
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get some whipped cream and we'll have some fun!!!
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Two drops of jizz from a pubescent boys cock.
When I was 13 I finally got some teen cream.
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A slang term for male ejaculate (i.e. semen). This term is a reference to the fact that this special cream is best utilized by applying it to the inside of your lover's throat, generally as the culmination of a deepthroat blowjob (either fellatio or irrumatio). Throat cream is seen as a nice gift to give your partner as a reward after you throat fuck them, especially if they gag a lot. Note that the throat cream need not necessarily be applied directly to the throat - though that is a excellent option- but can also be applied to tongue, so as to enhance the recipient's appreciation of its taste.
Alternative terms include: throat yogurt, nut butter, jizz, jizzum, spunk, cum, semen, load, wad, etc.
After roughly throat-fucking his sweet little girlfriend, Alex gave her a nice load of his thick and tasty throat cream.
Carrying cream means to have a creamy poop and then not fully clean yourself. You "carry" the cream around as you go through your day, or as you sleep. Carrying cream became a trend among the Hollywood elite and celebrities; they claim Carrying cream gives you more confidence, more humility, and keeps you more grounded. Critics say that Hollywood is spreading this as a way to corrupt our youth.
That celebrity is a big proponent of Carrying Cream. He credits all of his Oscar wins on Carrying Cream, and says everyone should do it.
That's cream of a YouTuber named GeorgeNotFound.
Dream says:
Oh no George creamed all over my bed!
putting whipped cream between someones booty cheeks and eating it
Guy 1) I can’t eat the booty plain
Guy 2) have you tried creamed cheeks?