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A person who is not only creepy in nature, but then actually does something to excessively cross the line and leave their creep stain mark on your life. Most creep stains make extremely unwanted, inappropriate, lude or aggressive sexual advances in the most awkward way.
"My taxi driver asked if I wanted to cheat on my boyfriend with him...what a creep stain!"
"The creep stain at the gas station told me he worked at the 'Kum & Go' for a reason and asked if he could show me a good time tonight."
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When someone studies peoples posts on Facebook (Comments, pictures, status updates) to the point to where they know everything about a persons life, without ever talking to that person. A classic Face-creeper is known to know way more about a victim than the victims best friends know about him.
Phil: "Who knows where Kelsey is?"
Sid: "Oh. Kelsey is soo totally bored while grounded for getting a D+ on her math final."
Doug: "What?!... When did you talk to her? I didnt even know you guys talk that much.."
Sid: "Kelsey added me last week on facebook. Did you not see her latest 8 updates?
Doug and Phil: "FACE-CREEPER"
Creep fast, refers to the movement of the guilty in police hood raids. Meaning u have to quietly make a get away as to not be caught. usually made through a bathroom window or ova tha bak fence
"*knock knock knock* Police!!! we have a search warrant!!"
"C'mon, c'mon mayne we gotta creep fast, that 5-0 b at tha doe"
One of Metallica's greatest songs to date, even tho twas released in 1984 on Ride the Lightning under Megaforce records then later re-released under Elektra. An excellent solo by guitarist Kirk Hammett and equally excellent rhythm guitar and vocals by Jaymz Hetfeild make Creeping Death an all around great thrash metal song.
So let it be written
So let it be done
I'm set here by the chosen one...
So let it be written
So let it be done
To kill the first born pharaoh's son..
IM CREEPING DEATH!
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1) When someone creeps up on you/stalks you to get a boner.
2) When the boner creeps up for no apparent reason.
1) Fred saw Darcie’s perfect ass sway with each step. He was naked and aroused. Behind the bushes, he saw his boner. He started stroking it for immense pleasure. He let out a deep moan drawing attention to him. Darcie peered around the bush and saw naked Fred. “Boner creep!” she yelled. She kicked him in the balls.
2) Greg was in class and was looking at the algebra question with boredom. His penis started to get hard. He tried to relax it by letting it out of his fly. It kept extending. It rubbed against his desk. He took off his pants and boxers for more air. The head became covered with precum. The orgasm built up as Greg felt pleasure rubbing his cock on his desk. He jizzed all over his pants and boxers, becoming wet. He had to finished the class naked from the waist down.
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That shady dude at Christmas parties who sits underneath the mistletoe all night, waiting for the unlucky girl to wander by.
Mario has been a Christmas creep, chillin by the archway. I can't walk by!
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Someone who is addicted to porn, or watches so much porn that they get to the point where normal sexual acts and/or average people don't satisfy them so they have to go to extremes to get off. Could be a serious problem for someone lacking self control and/or a sense of right and wrong.
He watches so much porn I'm afraid he might turn into a porno creep.
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