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Dwight: What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting: I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris, by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years; she's never taken another lover. I don't care, I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
Johnny: I have just done the perfect crime!
Timmy: Wait like the one from the office?!?
Johnny: Yes Timmy, soon we will become millionaires.
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A. The best video dj in the world. B. One who breaks bitches in half with a single thrust. C. The hardest working dj on the west coast.
"i like to shake my ass for dj crime" " he split me like a pork roast" "you blew my mind with your beats"
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Any type of crime that was planned out so well, it's impossible to find out the culprit.
The guy who stole my case yesterday had probably been planning it out for a long time, it really was the perfect crime!
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Any type of real world crime that is initiated through the use of the Pokemon Go game.
Another unsuspecting victim of Poke-Crime is lured into a trap
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The act of forwarding, supporting, or otherwise encouraging the spread of information on social media without even the most cursory of internet searches to check the validity of the information.
Did you hear that Liam Neeson is actually 400 years old and was originally elected to be our first president but George Washington sabotaged the results?
Dude, what?
Yeah, I saw it on the internet so it's probably true.
Stop committing Google Crimes and look things up before you post.
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similar to "prime time" but defined as crime tv programming that occurs from 8:00 to 11:00 pm
Jo: Have you seen the new crime-time lineup this season on Fox
Dana: No, can't wait to watch.
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Forecourt crime is crime of any nature committed in or around a petrol filling station.
Forecourt Crime can include driving off without paying for fuel, credit card fraud, and no means of payment fraud.
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