Definition 1: When walking into cold water, the depth at which your balls first touch the cold water.
Definition 2: When entering a woman, the depth your penis reaches when she gasps and pushes you back.
Dude! I didn't realize how cold the water was until I reached critical depth!
Baby, I'm sorry! You're so wet i slid right past critical depth!
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mac and zach isnβt just a religion. we now mac and zach are exist, we can see them. therefore mac and zach are an academic study.
honey, our son just carved βthis machine runs on cumβ into his skull. i didnβt realize they were teaching critical based theory in 8th grade already?!
A critical thinking desert is a community that has limited access to different opinions and impartial information.
Most college campuses in the United States are a critical thinking desert.
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The concept of placing racism, typically that of white men, at the forefront of the discussion of (usually American) history and law. It labels race as a predominantly social construct and is often used to call people to fight institutionalized racism and privilege.
This theory is often criticized for labelling white people as incorrigible oppressors and bearing a strong resemblance to Marxism.
A: Critical Race Theory says the U.S. government was largely founded on bias towards white straight men.
B: Hey, I'm white and I'm not a racist
A: The fact you felt the need to speak up at all says otherwise
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A branch of radical feminism that is critical of the concept of gender identity. This is often called TERFism because of how exclusionary feminists within this branch are of transgender people. The ideology is infamous for its transphobia and sexism
James: Gender critical feminism is just TERFism
Karen: TERF is a slur, misogynist
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the Point Of Critical Fatness is the term agreed upon by the International Medical Federation do describe the sexual climax of a Fat Chick.
A typically voilent event, the Fat Chicks victim is often fatally injured with no recorded cases of full recovery.
Cause of death ranges from catastrophic internal bleeding, asphyxiation, deep shock, cardiac arrest, and extensive external lacerations.
In pop culture, the climax is refered to as the Event Horizon.
To date, there is no law prohibiting the consumption of alcohol by Fat Chicks.
"I'm half the man I used to be after the Point Of Critical Fatness. The doctor says I have two months"
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This is the discussion that revolves around discussing racism (defined as prejudice based on race by a person with power). Having roots in the conclusions reached through analysis in critical theory which examines race, it is not in itself critical theory but favors ideas introduced by Ibram Kendi and others of similar print.
angry beaver: they're teaching the kids about critical race theory!
normal person: actually they're not, you're wrong, and they're showing kids what it's like to be aware of critical racism.
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